9/15/23: SBF's Secret Diary Leaked 📔🍴⚔️

Today’s Top Stories ⌐◪-◪

  • 📔 SBF’s 250-page diary of justifications published by New York Times

  • 🍴 Nouns Fork ends in 7hrs with 50% of holders opting to leave

  • ⚔️ Politicians battle over CBDC with 1 bill to pilot and 1 bill to ban

⌐◪-◪ → This diary is packed with absolutely crazy quotes and is totally worth the read. In several instances, SBF places the blame entirely on his ex-girlfriend, Caroline Ellison. Honestly, this feels like a setup for the “mental insanity” defense card. Don’t underestimate what sociopaths will do to save themselves.

⌐◪-◪ → A lot of people think Nouns has failed, but I disagree. They’ve created a solution for hostile takeovers and treasury drains, a threat that all DAOs face. Those “forking” (50%) will be able to return their Noun to the treasury in exchange for 36 ETH ($60k). In many ways, this is a purge of the financially minded from the creative builders. To grow you must prune.

⌐◪-◪ → This is a very nuanced topic, but the mere idea of a blockchain run by the Fed is pretty ironic. Blockchain was created to restore power to the people, not keep it with the banks/corps/govs. While a CBDC could be an improvement in terms of performance, costs, and transparency, it would absolutely make matters much worse with regards to financial privacy.

Peripheral Vision ⌐◪-◪

⛓️ Crypto & DeFi

  • Binance US Chief Risk Officer and Head of Legal resign - yikes

  • USDC is now integrated on Cosmos as Noble USDC

  • Bitcoin clean energy usage now exceeds 50% - take that Elon

  • F2Pool, bitcoin miner, generously returns $510k tx fee to Paxos

  • Vitalik invited to Hong Kong after concerns over crypto-friendliness

  • R3, blockchain startup backed by BoFa & Intel, fires 20% of staff

  • Astar Network partners with Polygon for new zkEVM L2 solution

  • Nil Foundation partners with Taceo for ML model verification on ETH

  • Swan and BitGo partner to launch US BTC-only trust company

🏦 Wallstreet

  • Swift says three central banks are testing its CBDC solution

  • Genesis ceases all crypto trading operations - classic CEX

🏛️ Legal & Regulatory

  • SEC accuses Binanace of numerous discovery failures - yikes

  • Celsius Exec pleads guilty, agrees to cooperate in case against CEO

  • Crypto miners Celsius and Core Scientific reach $45M deal

  • Ex-Deutsche Bank investment banker to plead guilty to crypto fraud

  • Pro-BTC Congressman says “Sound money is essential to freedom”

🌎 Rest of the World

🖼️ NFTs

  • FriendTech daily earnings exceed Ethereum - this can’t end well

  • CoolCats to be first NFT featured at the Macy’s Day Parade - eye roll

  • Atari Founder roasts Play-to-Earn games as “greater fools theory”

  • Spanish Soccer league La Liga to roll out NFT fantasy soccer games

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